If you look back through my archives, you find that I have in fact, a long tradition of… wow, I do not understand computer colors, that yellow was much yellower on my tablet… whatever.
The point is, I have been drawing Lobac for quite a while, though her appearance in my work has changed over time. Early on, it was based almost entirely on her choice of avatar, but more recently it has evolved to reflect additional shocking details about herself which she foolishly let slip on her blog. The most recent image incorporates additional details from the liveblogstuc doc, including the pokeball as a possible kid symbol, Missingnosprite (not that I could really get the glitched out pixel look), and some thoughts on what the ‘land of boredom and confusion’ might look like. Sadly, no text color or chumhandle that I could see, though I admit I didn’t look all that hard, and I was reading it on my tablet browser, where the formatting was… a little weird.
In other news, who the hell is Sparkeletran? Should I know this person? Does Lobac know this person? Should I be jealous? Should I be
stalking following them on tumblr? Their tumblr just seems like a generic, Homestuck-leaning regular reblog tumblthing… are they from the forums? I haven’t been to the forums in ages, that place is too hectic for an old man like me, I just get confused when I go there. Somebody fill me in.
Wau, you’re my usual link to the outside world. And Galaxa, you’re my liveblogstuck source. Do either of you know who’s this Douchebag? Don’t make me ask Nokob, I hate that guy.
(ps, thanks for the compliments on my doodle <3)
"Ok, fine, but it seems to be making a suggestion here? And I guess I’m kinda weirded out by its suggestion. (‘°▪°’)"
Consider this my contribution to liveblogstuck, or, at least, my self-insert fanart/snapshot fanfic there-of. For the record, Lobac would then use her nascent seer-of-plot powers to predict how her story would progress if she 2nd tier prototyped Missingnosprite with the ‘sception doll to create “Missinceptionsprite”, and, deciding naturally that she didn’t at all like how that would turn out, she opts to become Lobacnosprite instead.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
Imagine you’re alone on a clear night, staring up at the stars, and you are suddenly sure, sure, that someone else is there with you, watching you. So you look down, turn back and forth, but there’s nothing there. Eventually you convince yourself it was just your imagination, and turn your gaze back to the sky.
I would take the form of the of incomprehensible dread that bottoms out your stomach in the agonizing moment it takes you to realize that while you were looking away, all of the familiar constellations had fled, replaced by strange and nameless stars you do not recognize.
Then you will know who had been with you, and my name will trip and fall from your trembling lips, pleading, desperate. But I am already gone, and now you are alone, truly alone, lost forever beneath an alien sky.
i finally remembered 4/13
So yeah, I meant to do a thing for 413. I as trying to figure out how to do this shit on my more convenient tablet instead of my less convenient laptop. So I found out how to take a screencap on the device, right? and then you can doodle right on it, so I could, like, doodle right onto lobacs words or whatever, right? So after a couple hours of working on such a doodle, I needed to switch to some other thing, something that had little-to-nothing to do with r34 images of Oscar the Grouch and Slimey the Worm, and then switch back right?
And I switch back, and it’s just… gone. Just fucking gone. Back to the page, not the screen cap, nothing was saved, nothing. Context switching killed it completely, without warning.
Fuck everything. Seriously.
I mean, the theory is still sound, part of me rationally understands that. I just need to save the fucking picture right away, then open it and edit it in something else, not be tempted by the convenient doodling tools immediately available right fucking there, but right now… man.
So yeah, no doodles, but I’ll at least make a bit of progress on account of 413 and all….
wtf is up with pple looking into mirrors and saying names of vengeful ghosts 3 times wtf why would you do that is the 5 second cheap thrill worth the brutal evisceration at the hands of the goddamn fucking undead do you know I have NEVER said the word c*ndym*n out loud EVER I won’t even spell it out properly fuck that shit who the fuck does that fuck you if you have ever done this you’re crazy
It doesn’t matter much, that’s not how mirror spirits work, anyway. You can’t summon just any spirit in the mirror, you have to find out the secret name of one of your mirror selves - and there’s a different self with a different name for each mirror. Then you speak that name while staring into your reflection’s eyes to swap places with them.
I don’t recommend it, though. Mirror selves, while they may look and sound and act like you, are completely alien entities - inhuman and empty - that you do not want walking around the real world with your face, and once freed from the mirror they are under no obligation to return to so you can swap back from the other side.
But while there’s no reason to swap placed with a mirror self even if you do know the name of one, the real danger is if a mirror self finds out your secret name, as it doesn’t matter which side performs the ritual. You might not even realize right away that such a swap has occurred, unless your peripheral vision catches your reflection mouthing a word that you didn’t speak while you look into its eyes.
It is for this reason that you should never make eye contact with your own reflection
I heard somewhere that some peoples were doing some sort of fan-venture type deal about an assortment of livebloggers, including Lobac, playing sburb. Do any of you folks have a link to that business?
One page down, 599 to go. Wait, does the sixhundred pages pledge I made mean 600 Homestuck pages, as reblogged by Lobac then reblogged by me, or 600 pages of Lobac reblogged by me, or 600 pages of my own updates? I’m not sure, and this question is very important because I have every intention of meeting that commitment, making it an actual thing that matters at all?
Well, it just so happens that act 3 of homestuck is just about exactly 600 pages long, so I guess there’s my goal for winter break. Finish blogging Lobac’s blog of act 3. That and a whole bunch of shitty fan art? I promised one doodle for every day of January. It’s the third now, but if you’ll recall, I’m two ahead (one for a lovely picture of lobac, and another for a lovely exactly-the-same-picture only now we’re pretending it’s of Jade wearing John’s pajamas and carrying Rose’s wand), so I guess I’ll be looking for something to doodle today…
Bluh… Well, regardless, I’ll need to get crackin. The next pages are mostly just Jade bumbling about in the by-this-point familiar Homestuck slow introductory character bumble, but I’m sure Lobac will have a few choice bits in here I can comment on….
WELL WHY NOT.
The teleporter has the same symbol on it as WV’s timetraveltransporter, which was created by SBURB (I think? It had the logo on it and the tree dropped something similar), meaning that, yeah, Jade/her grandpa/whoever the hell even built all this was definitely involved with SBURB somehow
(The conspiracy pile doesn’t stop from getting taller)
Ahem. I mean, a few choice bits I can comment on without spoilers.
I was messing with this track and made this on accident, this has to be the scariest thing I have EVER heard in my life. It sounds like a horror movie song, I am literal terrified of this and had to share it with you.
cheese and actual crackers
Frozen: the horror film
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